Welcome To The Darkside

   Golden Compass was, a little too childish plus a little too boring for me. Kind of like Narnia. Narnia but with Nicole Kidman. The addition of Nicole Kidman piqued my interest in Golden Compass. Sure, I was complaining throughout that we have made a mistake choosing this over the uber-awesome I am Legend(hopefully), but deep within my heart, I was thinking,"Damn, Nicole Kidman sure looks gorgeous..how old is she anyway? 40?". The only thing that’s magnetic about that movie is Nicole Kidmans’ presence. Therefore, I shan’t rate this movie as I do not want to hurt Nicole Kidmans’ feeling. Nicole, call me.
   You know which movie that really put my extreme machoness to the test? Enchanted. With all the singing and fairy tale, I thought I was gonna puke throughout the whole movie, but to my surprise, I liked the movie. And the songs, at the park, at the ballroom, is pure awesomeness. I know, I know, I had betrayed my clan of extreme machoness, forgive me guys.
   However if it’s any consolation, I washed all this lovey dovey stuff down with a healthy dose of Hitman just right after that. That’s right, multiple servings of bullets, blood, sex and dismemberment. Yeah, I feel like a man back after watching Hitman.
   Man, I still remember those days when I used to beat up punks and then chug down a whole bottle of Ribena, in one gulp. Yeah man, how much more macho can it get? Ribena is the manliest drink around.

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